The Closet
Sometimes to save your skin, you have to come out of the closet... or go in!
Genres
Overview
A man spreads the rumor of his fake homosexuality with the aid of his neighbor, to prevent his imminent firing at his work.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
84 min
Release Date
2001-01-17
Status
Released
Original Language
French
Vote Count
501
Vote Average
6.417
Daniel Auteuil
François Pignon
Gérard Depardieu
Félix Santini
Thierry Lhermitte
Guillaume, the Director of Public Relations
Michèle Laroque
Miss Bertrand
Michel Aumont
Belone, le voisin de Pignon
Jean Rochefort
Kopel, le directeur de l'usine
Alexandra Vandernoot
Christine
Edgar Givry
Mathieu
Irina Ninova
Martine
Marianne Groves
Suzanne
Michèle Garcia
Madame Santini
Luq Hamet
Moreau
Philippe Brigaud
Lambert
Vincent Moscato
Ponce
Eric Vanzetta
Le maitre d'hôtel
Laurent Gamelon
Alba
Michel Caccia
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Armelle Deutsch
Ariane
Stanislas Forlani
Franck
Thierry René
Victor
Philippe Vieux
Cop
Jean-Paul Zucca
Watchman
Joël Demarty
Photographer
Dominique Thomas
Mover
Akihiro Nishida
Japanese visitor 1
Hiro Uchiyama
Japanese visitor 2
Yongsou Cho
Japanese visitor 3
Onochi Seietsu
Japanese visitor 4
Sylvaine Perrin
L'ouvrière de l'usine
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