The Tattoo
Genres
Overview
An art dealer wants to buy a Modigliani, which is tattooed on the back of an old soldier.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
90 min
Release Date
1968-08-17
Status
Released
Original Language
French
Vote Count
245
Vote Average
6.4
Jean Gabin
Count Enguerand de Montignac,aka 'Legrain'
Paul Mercey
Pellot
Louis de Funès
Félicien Mézeray
Yves Barsacq
Postman
Dominique Davray
Suzanne Mézeray
Henri Virlogeux
Dubois, tax collector
Hubert Deschamps
Professor Mortemont
Jean-Pierre Darras
Lucien, postman
Patrick Préjean
Detective #1
Joe Warfield
Larsen
Donald von Kurtz
Smith
Ibrahim Seck
Valet of Mézeray / Butler
Pierre Maguelon
Detective #1
Pierre Tornade
Brigadier
Lyne Chardonnet
Valérie Mézeray
Pierre Guéant
Richard Mézeray
Michel Tureau
TV director
Michel Barbey
Pilot of the helicopter
Jacques Richard
Castle pillager
Jackie Blanchot
Pillager #1
Jack Bérard
Pillager #3
Pierre Mirat
Minister
Renate Birgo
Assistant TV director
Danielle Durou
Justine Pellot
Micheline Luccioni
Innkeeper
Bernard Mongourdin
Max-Jean Fournel
Chauffeur
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