The Private Eyes
Who better to solve England's most puzzling mystery than these two international crime busters?
Genres
Overview
The lord and lady of a capacious manor are killed, and the lord's ghost seems to have returned to knock off the staff one by one, causing Inspector Winship and Dr. Tart to investigate the wacky house and its inhabitants.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
91 min
Release Date
1980-04-17
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
42
Vote Average
6.2
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