Never Touched Me!
Genres
Overview
At the Killjoy Cafe, "everything is first class except the food and the service."
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
11 min
Release Date
1919-07-26
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
6
Vote Average
5.2
Harold Lloyd
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Harry 'Snub' Pollard
Jealous Admirer
Bebe Daniels
Love Interest / “Princess Sapphire”
Sammy Brooks
Little Man
Lige Conley
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