

The Hebrew Hammer
Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher.
Genres
Overview
When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
Details
Budget
$2000000
Revenue
$94615
Runtime
81 min
Release Date
2003-12-05
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
64
Vote Average
5.383
Adam Goldberg
Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Judy Greer
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Andy Dick
Damian Claus
Mario Van Peebles
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Peter Coyote
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Nora Dunn
Mrs. Carver
Sean Whalen
Tiny Tim
Tony Cox
Jamal
Richard Riehle
Santa
Melvin Van Peebles
Sweetback
Rachel Dratch
Tikva
Harrison Chad
Schlomo
Jim Petersmith
Skinhead Bartender
Annie McEnroe
Mrs. Highsmith
Grant Rosenmeyer
Young Mordechai
Elaine Hendrix
Blonde Bombshell
Ayelet Ben-Hur
Israeli Rental Agent
Alex Corrado
Tony
Brad Duck
Jimmy
Jason Fuchs
Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Ed Koch
Himself
Gary Pratt
Head Elf
Woodrow Asai
Mun Chi
Daryl Wein
Teenage Gentile
Michael Mylett
Gentile Boy No. 1
T.J. Sullivan
Gentile Boy No. 2
Audrey Twitchell
Gentile Girl No. 1
Alexa Eisenstein
Gentile Girl No. 2
Evelyn Page
Old Woman
George Hosmer
Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
Ronald Schultz
ADL Chairman
Leslie Shenkel
JDL Member No. 1
Alan Nebelthau
JDL Member No. 2
Jerome F. Richards
Council Elder
C.P. Lacey
Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer
Ephraim Benton
Black Teen
Devin Rene Burns
Blonde Gentile Girl
Jimmy Walsh
Freckle-Faced Gentile
Chris McGinn
Samples Woman
Kathryn Gordon
Bambi
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