

If a Thousand Clarinets
Genres
Overview
A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
136 min
Release Date
1965-01-26
Status
Released
Original Language
Czech
Vote Count
12
Vote Average
7.3
Jana Brejchová
Tereza
Waldemar Matuška
Patrik
Hana Hegerová
Edita
Eva Pilarová
Klaudia
Karel Gott
Benjamin
Jiří Suchý
parašutista
Jiří Šlitr
parašutista
Pavlína Filipovská
chovanka
Jana Malknechtová
Jana
Jiří Jelínek
Nicolas
Vlastimil Brodský
pluk. Helmuth
Martin Růžek
ministr
Darek Vostřel
kulatý major
Václav Lohniský
stařičký major
Karel Mareš
Rudolf Cortés
velitel hudby
Ota Žebrák
Jiří Bruder
Vladimír Hrabánek
Jiří Lír
Jan Pohan
Jiří Šašek
Karel Štědrý
Vlastimil Bedrna
Bohumil Šmída
Evelyna Steimarová
Jiří Menzel
Schulze
Juraj Herz
Dalibor Brázda
Vladislav Pietras
Antonín Šůra
Zdeněk Najman
Ivana Fišerová
Vladimír Očenášek
Štěpánka Cittová
Majka Gillarová
Jana Hladká
Jana Kopecká
Michaela Lohniská
Consuela Morávková
Růžena Nickelová
Lilka Ročáková
Heda Škrdlantová
Naďa Urbánková
Jitka Zelenohorská
Alena Zunová
H. Adlerová
J. Brožová
A. Götzová
D. Mášová
O. Nosková
E. Reisová
Věra Nerušilová
Sylvie Daníčková
Zuzana Martinková
Josef Šulc
Ivan Frič
Jaroslav Franta
Petr Volf
Vojtěch Kuthan
Bohumil Paleček
Rudolf Gregor
Pavel Šmok
Ferdinand Havlík
Milan Kindl
Antonín Jedlička
Vlastimil Čaněk
Zdeněk Novotný
Karel Hlinický
Lubomír Kostelka
Klára Jerneková
Adolf Král
Jan Vostrčil
Antonín Gondolán
Luděk Hulan
Karel Vejvoda
Stanislav Zeman
Ivan Dominák
Jiří Kysilka
Karel Turnovský
Vladimír Žižka
Václav Hybš
Karel Krautgartner
Karel Vlach
Jiří Baur
Bedřich Beránek
Miloslav Bureš
Jan Čapoun
Karel Hála
Oto Hercík
Jaromír Honzák
Vlastimil Horák
Miroslav Horský
Vladimír Hruška
Karel Jelínek
Miroslav Kloc
Zdeněk Kobliha
Jaroslav Kopáček
Zdeněk Kopecký
Miroslav Koželuh
František Kryka
Richard Kubernát
Bedřich Kuník
Ivo Matějček
Ladislav Pikart
František Plichta
Rudolf Přibík
Vladimír Raška
Václav Rezek
Miroslav Rücker
František Sojka
Ladislav Štaidl
Vladimír Tomek
Vladimír Tymich
Milan Ulrich
Pavel Vitoch
Jiří Vošický
Bohumil Vyšín
Bohumil Zoula
Zbyněk Červenka
J. Mareš
J. Navrátil
J. Polman
Milan Dvořák
Rudolf Rokl
Max Kulhavý
Eugen Jegorov
Miroslav Moravec
Oskar Hák
Heribert Vyhnálek
Zdenka Asmusová
Dancer
Marta Beránková
Dancer
Táňa Blažejová
Dancer
Marta Cvejnová
Dancer
Marta Fialová
Dancer
Jana Heyduková
Dancer
Věra Chocová
Dancer
Eva Kaprálová
Dancer
Jarmila Kostlivá
Dancer
Helena Koudelková
Dancer
Eva Melicharová
Dancer
Renáta Pospíšilová
Dancer
Věra Sudková
Dancer
Soňa Šroubková
Dancer
Olga Šulcová
Dancer
Marcela Baťková
Dancer
Věra Vaštová
Dancer
Táňa Vávrová
Dancer
Eva Víšková
Dancer
Antonie Zacpalová
Dancer
Milena Zahrynowská
Dancer
S. Mrázková
Dancer
M. Vávrová
Dancer
Rudolf Brom
Dancer
Jaroslav Čejka
Dancer
Jiří Kaftan
Dancer
Lubomír Melichar
Dancer
Jaromír Petřík
Dancer
Josef Pivoňka
Dancer
Josef Starosta
Dancer
Vladimír Šedivý
Dancer
Lubomír Mohyla
Dancer
Jan S. Kolár
Emanuel Kovařík
Karel Peyr
Miloslav Šiling
Jaroslav Vlk
Václav Wasserman
František Bechyně
Emil Beneš
Zdeněk Braunschläger
Petr Brožek
Vlasta Dušek
Ivan Englich
Karel Hovorka
Vladimír Linka
Pavel Rubeš
Pavel Sedláček
Rudolf Smolík
Miloslav Šindler
Jan Vala
Jiří Zobač
Dagmar Cejnková
Monika Lankašová
Zuzana Ondrouchová
Michal Pospíšil
Tamara Vaněčková
A. Hammerová
Jiří Koutek
Zuzana Pišnová
Viktor Schwarcz
J. Sirová
J. Sirový
B. Masopust
M. Kohoutek
E. Svobodová
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