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Overview
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
88 min
Release Date
1968-02-12
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
78
Vote Average
6.5
Sid James
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond
Charles Hawtrey
Private Widdle
Bernard Bresslaw
Bungdit Din
Kenneth Williams
Khasi of Khalabar
Roy Castle
Captain Keene
Joan Sims
Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond
Peter Butterworth
Brother Belcher
Terry Scott
Sergeant Major MacNutt
Angela Douglas
Princess Jelhi
Cardew Robinson
The Fakir
Julian Holloway
Major Shorthouse
Peter Gilmore
Private Ginger Hale
Leon Thau
Stinghi
Wanda Ventham
Khasi's First Wife
Alexandra Dane
Busti
Michael Mellinger
Chindi
Dominique Don
Macnutt's Lure
Derek Sydney
Major Domo
Steven Scott
Burpa Guard
David Spenser
Bungdit Din's Servant
Patrick Allen
Narrator
Eve Eden
Khasi's Wife
Valerie Leon
Hospitality Girl
Patrick Westwood
Burpa
Douglas Fielding
Burpa in Crowd
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