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Saint☆Young Men

May 2013 •Japanese

Jesus Christ and Gautama Buddha, the founders of Christianity and Buddhism, are living together as roommates in a Tokyo apartment while taking a vacation on Earth. The comedy often involves jokes about Christianity, Buddhism, and all things related, as well as the main characters' attempts to hide their identities and understand modern society in Japan.

The Bitch Who Stole Christmas

December 2021 •English

A workaholic big-city fashion journalist is sent to a Christmas-obsessed small town to dig up a story when she finds herself in the middle of cut-throat housewives, a high-stakes “Winter Ball” competition, and a sinister plot that could destroy Christmas fore-evah!

A Gander at Mother Goose

May 1940 •English

A series of gags based on Mother Goose stories.

Lovedolls Superstar

January 1986 •English

The Lovedolls return from their untimely demise in this 1986 sequel to "Desperate Teenage Lovedolls". Patch Kelley (Janet Housden) becomes Patch Christ, the leader of an acid-damaged religious cult who rescues has been Kitty Karryall from a boozy, wasted life. Rocking by Redd Kross, Sonic Youth, Meat Puppets, Dead Kennedys, & more! You can't kill a Lovedoll, babe... because Superstars never die!

Pinocchio

December 1986 •Spanish

An old man named Geppetto creates a wooden puppet named Pinocchio who comes to life

The Hound and the Rabbit

May 1937 •English

A hound chases a young rabbit, ultimately cornering him against a tree. But the dog doesn't want to eat the rabbit, just make friends. The bunny takes his new friend (who he names Sniffy) to where the rest of the rabbits are playing football and, after introductions, they join in. Soon a fox happens along.

Benítez Wants to Be a Bullfighter

January 1910 •Spanish

Benitez pretends to be a toreador and his friends decide to pull a prank on him.

Tilly the Tomboy Visits the Poor

September 1910 •English

Funny how we think of the loutish behaviour of some of today's teens as a modern-day phenomenon. Here, in a short film more than one hundred years old, we see two tearaways terrorising a bed-ridden old lady, sabotaging a number of honest workmen as they go about their daily work, vandalising a bakery and taking a vehicle without consent - all in the space of six frenetic minutes.

Plus belle l'eau de vie

January 2021 •French

The life and adventures of random people in a shit hole of Groland.

So Quiet on the Canine Front

January 1931 •English

During anatomy class, students learn that war has broken out. Several enlist and are sent to Camp Poodle, for rookie training. At first the constant shelling bothers them, but within a week they are veterans, unfazed. Barker sort of volunteers to parachute behind enemy lines disguised as a nurse to get the enemy's troop movements. He's captured and sentenced to die, so his mates in the Airdale Army attempt a rescue. Will they succeed?

Saddle Up For Revenge

October 2021 •French

Parody of the acclaimed Australian series of the 80s, Return to Eden. Wealthy heiress Stephanie Harper marries athlete Craig Danners, without suspecting that he only wants her money and is having an affair with her best friend, Crystal. Craig and Crystal have a plan to get rid of Stephanie and steal her fortune by making her suffer a terrible accident, which leaves her face disfigured. She is saved by the handsome Doctor Danley, who performed a plastic surgery on Stephanie that turned her into a completely different and beautiful woman. Stephanie starts plotting her revenge against Craig and Crystal, who believe that she died in the accident.

Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure

August 2013 •English

Tom And Jerry are among the last animals living in Storybook Town, a fairy tale-inspired theme park "where dreams come true, if you believe."

The Early Bird and the Worm

February 1936 •English

A young worm is chased by the Early Bird, but then a snake and two crows join the chase.

Down in 'Arkansaw'

October 1938 •English

A government representative travels to the backwoods of Arkansas to convince the people there of the benefits to them of a proposed dam on their river.

Riverdale: The Archie Movie Trailer

February 2011 •English

Hunting Bigfoot

August 2018 •English

Professional Squatchers Huckleberry and Scott Chuck travel from the deep south to New York city to track down the mythical monster; Bigfoot.

Two Little Pups

April 1936 •English

A hen tries to get something to eat from a garden, but is chased around the yard by the titular pups.

The Wise Quacking Duck

May 1943 •English

An exceedingly mild-mannered man is sent out to kill a duck for dinner by his wife. Unfortunately for him, he picks Daffy Duck as his victim. The two face off and do battle for the remainder of the cartoon.

Agentti 000 ja kuoleman kurvit

September 1983 •Finnish

Agent 000 gets involved in high-octane action in this Finnish James Bond parody.

The Pumpkin Race

May 1907 •French

Early slapstick short from Louis Feuillade involving runaways, except that, instead of it being a runaway horse (see Griffith's THE CURTAIN POLE for an example), it is a cartful of what appear to be hundred-pound pumpkins that get away, rushing hither and yon, down sewers, up chimneys, pursued by the drayer, a couple of other people and a very unwilling donkey.