Tabloid!
T-T-T-TABLOIDS!
Genres
Overview
Aliens invade an aerobics class before the credits roll in this horror anthology spoof illustrating outrageous stories that could easily be found in a tabloid newspaper at your local grocery store checkout! The stories are: Baby Born With Full Beard, BBQ Of The Dead, and Killer Vacuum Destroys Town
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
88 min
Release Date
1989-09-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
4
Vote Average
4.25
Stella Mann
Margaret Murdock (segment Wraparound)
Cheryl Boquet
Anita Billings (segment Wraparound)
Scott Davis
Rick Crukshank (segment Wraparound)
Norman Muellen
A.C. Clark (segment BBQ of the Dead)
Jude Johnson
Mary Ida (segment BBQ of the Dead)
Dennis Letts
Harry (segment BBQ of the Dead)
Rod Blaydes
Walter Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
Debra Dragich
Freda Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
Lisa Loeb
Rose Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
Glen Coburn
Dub Jones (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
Kay Bay
Debbie Jones (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
Janice Williams
Edith (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
James McDaniel
Howard (segment Wraparound)
Roy Barlag
Bartender (segment Wraparound)
Larry Mellon
Gus (segment Wraparound)
Misti Parsley
Janie (segment Wraparound)
Cathy Smith-Barlag
Mother (segment Wraparound)
Perry Noblett II
Picnic Family (segment Wraparound)
Susan Noblett
Picnic Family (segment Wraparound)
Perry Noblett III
Picnic Family (segment Wraparound)
Don Jordan
Wino (segment Wraparound)
Jimmy Perland
Wino (segment Wraparound)
Dan Crawford
Teenage Couple (segment Wraparound)
Pamela Rene
Teenage Couple (segment Wraparound)
David Yeakle
City Employee (segment Wraparound)
Bruce Patrick
Secret Service Man (segment Wraparound)
John Hudek
Secret Service Man (segment Wraparound)
Kim Napoo
Hooker (segment Wraparound)
Beverly Torres
Aerobics Instructor (segment Wraparound)
Barbara Davis
Aerobics Class Escapee (segment Wraparound)
Jane Carroll
Aerobics Class Spaz (segment Wraparound)
Christi Anderson
Aerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
Deanna Carroll
Aerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
Tricia Carson
Aerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
Lucinda Holt
Aerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
Linda Kimbrough
Aerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
Angela Torres
Aerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
Kim Young
Aerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
Irene Dow
Voodoo Queen (segment Wraparound)
Thom Meyers
Lester (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
Ken Bashears
Rambeau (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
Bret McCormick
Hipster (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
Grant Huntsberger
Dub Jr. (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
Charles Coburn
Man in Cafeteria (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
Bill Ashlon
Jeff (segment BBQ of the Dead)
Gaye Bottoms
Cyndi (segment BBQ of the Dead)
Josh McCormick
Blake Tuttle (seg. Killer Vacuum...) / Alien (seg. Wraparound)
Roxanne Rogers
Terri (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
D. Raider
Reggie (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
Audeen Casey
Ms. Peters (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
Barrett Shortiz
Production Asst. (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
Karen Smith
Anchorwoman (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
Blue Thompson
Samantha (segment Killer Vacuum...) / Alien (segment Wraparound)
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