The Linguini Incident
He wants to be tied down. She wants to be tied up. It's not what you think.
Genres
Overview
A waitress, a barman and an underwear designer try to rob the New York restaurant where two of them work.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
93 min
Release Date
1991-05-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
21
Vote Average
6.643
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